早上,太阳很温暖,屋子里安安静静的... 我缓缓的伸出左手食指,气沉丹田,力灌左臂,对着主机箱上的电源按钮用力点去..........没按动................ 换了右手,使出吃奶的劲,我点我点我点点点,终于嘭的一下,电脑开始运行了,随后就瘫坐在椅子上.............. 星期六滑雪后遗症终于显现出来了,长期不运动,突然的运动搞得浑身肌肉酸痛。而且滑2个小时雪之后又安排游泳。天啊,怎么不再来个山地自行车,直接就是铁人三项了。 遥想当年,上次滑雪是2年前,现在怎么穿滑雪板都忘记啦。一进雪场就被一哥们忽悠:“没事,上去看看,咱不能站着滑下来还不能坐着滑下来吗。”有道理啊,熊装挪到传送带上,站在山坡顶上往下那么一望阿........还没觉得怎样呢已经开始速降了,心里暗自嘀咕:“我还没摆好造型那...........” 只觉得速度越来越快越来越快,耳边风声渐起,身旁景色飞逝.............怎么减速,怎么连个刹车都没有,只好大喊一声:“怎么减速啊?”不喊还好,这刚一分心就一个侧翻趴雪道上了。谁说坐着也能滑下去,想都不要想,站都站不起来,只能四脚朝天躺在雪道上喊救命。 训练员赶紧跑过来,踩住雪板,拽你起来。等你把雪板从横位挪成平行雪道位置的时候,您就继续速降吧。反正也不会转弯也不会减速,一路尖叫,到雪道底下的时候找个雪厚的地方一个大头从下栽下去。还好决策英明,如果死不肯倒下的话,最大的可能就是呈大字型挂在最外边的安全网上。 没办法只好挪到初学者区,行进过程中又没有把握好速度,对这一个美女就冲过去了,还有2-3米的时候,美女看我没有拐弯的意思大喊:“不要过来,我是新手。”我沮丧的回答她:“我也是新手,我不会拐弯也不会停。”说话间飞上了美女的滑雪板,还好美女抱住了俺,才停了下来。
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